DAY 1: BIGGEST LOSER CHALLENGE...Continued....

The first official night began today...and I have decided that this guy is nuts.Ten minutes into doing chest and back, he is yelling at me and almost mocking me. This egotistical maniac is definitely not one of my friends. Starting off with Chest and Back, the work out freak wanted me to do standard push-ups. Either I'm a wimp, or the people on this DVD are insane. The Work out Freak (I'm not sure of his name so let’s just call him Mr. X), asked the others doing this work out video with him what their goals were for the 30 second push up exercise. Rambo in the back yells "25”! The mini female version of Arnold from Austria yells “21". In the most extreme testosterone voice he can find, he then asks me through the TV what my goal was. (When reading this and trying to imagine his voice, please think of the guy that used to do the Slim Jim commercials...ya know, “SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM". Very similar.)My goal was simply...one. Pathetic, huh? You would think so...only I can’t even do one! My chest gets near the bottom and I can’t figure out how my spaghetti arms are supposed to lift my back and ass up! So, I did the girly kind, you know, where you have to bend your knees. Its either that or I sit around doing nothing. The entire video I found myself cursing at Mr.X. I'm not sure if I was using the cursing tactic to push myself through the video or if I was really just upset with myself that I am so out of shape! For every goal I said in my head, he would say "I can do better than you!” And then as we took a five second break for water, he said "Hope you’re not getting McDonalds, or a coke, or fatty foods". Why did he feel the need to remind me of my loves??! If he would have said the word oreo I would have shut off the DVD player. Oh and the best part is his cute little sayings. Every minute he yells at you to "BRING IT!". And then he likes to tell you what the letter X stands for in P90X!...you have one guess. ITS EXTREME!(Please do a motion with your hands to symbolize the X as Slim Jim MR.X would.) This guy either really has it out for me or is trying to push me by making me feel like shit. I think it might be working. Anyway, with my slim fast shake (gross because it’s lukewarm) and my heating pad I’m off to bed. I did take some before pictures, sans my face. I don’t want to be on "To catch a predator”. While viewing the pictures, try not to judge me. Took a lot of gut to post this!!See! Just look at the real picture of me below with a better bathing suit on!...oh wait...thats Giselle. Easy mix up!

Until next time...
Miss Ashley